Pick up lines are the quintessential
mistake every boy makes while trying to impress a girl. Unfortunately
they fail. Usually instead of making you fly high they make you fall
flat on your face! But love ‘em or hate ‘em they do get you the
attention. Below is the selection of the worst pick up lines that are
going to give you a guaranteed score…….Alone with yourself !
Saying these lines won’t make her say
yes even if you literally are the last man on earth. The following pick
up lines are only to be shared with your friends for a laugh. Try these
at your own risk
WARNING !!
1. If you were a booger I’d pick you first
What things men think of .This sound
like something a second grader would say. Not the best way to give off a
suave, debonair and dashing impression. You will definitely get
dissed! Come on what woman wants to be called disgusting mucus! Not
even chuck bass can get away with this one!
2. Excuse me but you have got something on your chest? My eyes!
Arrrrgghhhh even if she is a downright
hussy staring at chest is not going to score you any brownie points.
Most women want to be treated with respect and even if your at a club
there is no way you can a chick with this one….unless you are a
ridiculously gorgeous male model!
3. Bitch you without me is like Harry Melvin without blue notes you ‘ ll never go platinum!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! I MEAN SERIOUSLY! Even if she is a music afficiando she isn’t gonna sing you a love song on this one!
4. I shit in my pants can I get in yours!
The only response you’ll be getting is
ewwwww! Grosss! Not only is it in your face she will imagine the
disgusting bodily secretion and put her off you and even if you have a
chance of getting in her pants. Guess what baby that chance is now gone.
5. All those curves and me with no brakes
Dude watch out! Oops just got hit by
chick! That’s right boys saying this will get you slapped!Real hard.
Keep your eyes on the road boys unless you wanna crash!
6. Your dad must be retarded cause you’re so special
A girl’s father is usually the most
important man in her life. But if she laughs at this one and end up
getting her number don’t blame me later for the daddy issues.
7. Is your last name gillette cause you are the best a man can get
Is your first name lame! Cause that is
what you sound like. Pick up lines like this only work in sitcoms and
comedy shows. Comparing her to a disposable razor will only make her
shave you off from her list of potential dates.
8. If I could rearrange the alphabets I would put you in between F and Ck
Urgghhhh! Sleaze alert! Telling a girl
that you want to screw her the first time you meet her will only get
you laid if she is a hooker. And even if she is after hearing this line
she will charge a hefty sum!or she will give you the finger!
9. Grab ass “pardon me is this seat taken!”
Do this and you might be arrested for
sexual harassment! Touching a girls butt without even knowing her name
is a serious offence. Jokes aside you might be in serious trouble if you
try this one
10.Your so fine I would eat your shit just to see where it came from!
If she actually asks you to try this one
you will be in a load of crap! This just tops the list of all the
gross things to say to a girl.
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