Some people tend to get carried away
with Halloween costumes, coming up with absurd and, at times,
inappropriate ideas that will either make you laugh uncontrollably or
cringe involuntarily. Below, we have compiled for you a list of the just
such costumes.
Caution: some images in the following
list are NSFW. Once seen, these images cannot be unseen. Needless to
say, these costumes, even if extremely hilarious, are generally
repulsive and will not get you laid. You have been warned.
Banana Flasher
A good choice for Halloween if you want to “stand out” in more ways than one.
Artoo Detoo
We’re guessing this is Artoo Detoo after
Geppetto wishes for him to be a real boy. What? Of course that’s the
plot of Star Wars! Let’s just hope the guy in the picture is wearing
something under that costume.
Human Cellphone
Yes, well, it could have been worse. It could have had a “Dial 0000000 for a special delivery” tagline on the fake screen.
Genie Lamp
This costume is a tad more subtle than
the rest on this list. Still, it has lady-repellent written all over it,
among other things.
Bloody Fetus Pregnant Lady
This certainly does not qualify as funny. Disturbing, maybe, but not funny.
Bestiality
Looks like this guy had more to drink than he could handle. Then again, the beer is probably part of the costume.
Mangina
Not the best way to get in touch with
one’s feminine side, to say the least. One wonders how parents would
explain this one to their kids.
Suicide Bomber
What is more disturbing than the idea
behind the costume is the kid wearing it and the jubilant expression on
his face. Undoubtedly, the result of some solid parenting.
Snake Charmer
You know you don’t have any sexual
prospects when your tool is poisonous and you need a flute to get
yourself excited. Not charming at all.
Tron Commando
Did you see it? If not, consider
yourself lucky. There is nothing wrong with the costume, just with the
way it has been worn. It’s common knowledge that when you put on tights,
you don’t go commando.
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