10 Worst Halloween Costume Ideas

Friday, December 30, 2011

Some people tend to get carried away with Halloween costumes, coming up with absurd and, at times, inappropriate ideas that will either make you laugh uncontrollably or cringe involuntarily. Below, we have compiled for you a list of the just such costumes.
Caution: some images in the following list are NSFW. Once seen, these images cannot be unseen. Needless to say, these costumes, even if extremely hilarious, are generally repulsive and will not get you laid. You have been warned.
Banana Flasher
Banana Flasher Costume

A good choice for Halloween if you want to “stand out” in more ways than one.
Artoo Detoo
Artoo Detoo Fail
We’re guessing this is Artoo Detoo after Geppetto wishes for him to be a real boy. What? Of course that’s the plot of Star Wars! Let’s just hope the guy in the picture is wearing something under that costume.
Human Cellphone
Human Cellphone Costume
Yes, well, it could have been worse. It could have had a “Dial 0000000 for a special delivery” tagline on the fake screen.
Genie Lamp
Genie Lamp Costume
This costume is a tad more subtle than the rest on this list. Still, it has lady-repellent written all over it, among other things.
Bloody Fetus Pregnant Lady
Bloody Fetus-Pregnant Lady
This certainly does not qualify as funny. Disturbing, maybe, but not funny.
Bestiality
Bestiality Costume
Looks like this guy had more to drink than he could handle. Then again, the beer is probably part of the costume.
Mangina
Mangina Costume
Not the best way to get in touch with one’s feminine side, to say the least. One wonders how parents would explain this one to their kids.
Suicide Bomber
Suicide Bomber Costume
What is more disturbing than the idea behind the costume is the kid wearing it and the jubilant expression on his face. Undoubtedly, the result of some solid parenting.
Snake Charmer
Snake Charmer
You know you don’t have any sexual prospects when your tool is poisonous and you need a flute to get yourself excited. Not charming at all.
Tron Commando
Tron Costume Commando
Did you see it? If not, consider yourself lucky. There is nothing wrong with the costume, just with the way it has been worn. It’s common knowledge that when you put on tights, you don’t go commando.

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