Seeing as Christmas is around the corner, we’ve compiled a list of memorable Christmas quotes from ten different movies and TV
shows. Now, these quotes aren’t exactly in sync with the Christmas
spirit but hey, if they make you smile or help bring back fond memories,
we’d have done our part in spreading the joy.
1. Simpsons (1989)
Bart Simpson: “Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.”
2. Seinfeld (1990)
Frank Costanza: “Many
Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last
one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I
realized there had to be another way.”
Cosmo Kramer: “What happened to the doll?”
Frank Costanza: “It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!”
3. This Christmas (2007)
Melanie Whitfield: “So, technically, you slept with Santa?”
Kelli Whitfield: “Well…yes.”
Melanie Whitfield: “Well, ho, ho, ho!”
Kelli Whitfield: “Well…yes.”
Melanie Whitfield: “Well, ho, ho, ho!”
4. We’re No Angels (1955)
Joseph: “I’m going to buy them their Christmas turkey.”
Albert: “Buy? Do you really mean buy?”
Joseph: “Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part’s going to be stealing the money to pay for it.”
Albert: “Buy? Do you really mean buy?”
Joseph: “Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part’s going to be stealing the money to pay for it.”
5. The Office (2005)
Michael Scott: “Christmas
is awesome. First of all you get to spend time with people you love.
Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give
presents. What’s better than giving presents? And fourth, getting
presents. So, four things. Not bad for one day. It’s really the greatest
day of all time.”
6. Home Alone (1990)
Kevin McCallister: “Okay, this is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back?”
7. Married with Children (1987)
Al Bundy: “I hate
Christmas. The mall is full of nothing but women and children. All you
hear is, ‘I want this,’ ‘Get me this,’ ‘I have to have this’ . . . and
then there’s the children. And they’re all by my store ’cause they stuck
the mall Santa right outside ringing his stupid bell. As if you need a
bell to notice a 300-pound alcoholic in a red suit. ‘Ho, ho, ho,’ all
day long. So, nice as can be, I go outside, ask him to shut the hell up.
He takes a swing at me. So I lay a hook into his fat belly and he goes
down. Beard comes off, all the kids start crying and I’m the bad guy.”
8. The Santa Clause (1994)
Laura: “All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person.”
Scott: “Kind of like Neil.”
Scott: “Kind of like Neil.”
9. Elf (2003)
Santa: “And if you see a sign that says ‘Peep Show,’ that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.”
10. Bad Santa (2003)
Boy: “If you really are Santa, you could do magic.”
Willie: “Wanna see some magic? Here, let’s watch you disappear!”
Willie: “Wanna see some magic? Here, let’s watch you disappear!”
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