Women are gifts from God, creatures from
heaven and all mystical incredible things that one can think of.
However they have also kicked the first man out of heaven, were the
reason for the first murder on earth and baby hell hath no fury like a
woman scorned!
As an obnoxious member of my gender i
give you ten of the most annoying habits of women. You can ran and rave
all you want but these are the habits every woman has had since the
beginning of time. This is not a misogynist but a real girls
observation.
1. The ability to make every topic in the world relate to herself
It doesn’t matter if you are talking
about the war in Iraq or Osama Bin Laden’s capture, women have the
uncanny ability to shift the topic on themselves within no time.
2. Cutting in Line
I don’t mean to sound gender biased, but
seriously have you ever seen a man push and cut in line. Rarely!
women just think it is their birth right to just get in before
someone and not to forget the excuses they make for doing such
things. When it comes to fights women are as brutal as men.
3. How they never follow the sisterhood principles
When the bro code mentions” bro’s
before hoes ” men stick to this principle. when it comes to women
the moment they see a cute guy it does not matter if her best friend
in the whole wide world , the one she would die without, is in love
with him. She will still try to get him ! when it comes to love
women are shameless! A friend’s ex who cares! A friends brother “fair
game”! Women really follow the quote all is fair in love and war.
No wonder the black widow is a female!
4. Falling in Love Stupid
Go to any part of the world you will
find a lovelorn woman. It does not matter how
beautiful,talented,smart or established a woman is. She will always
fall in love with the biggest idiot available. And the sad part is
women just don’t learn form their own mistakes in love or the
mistakes of others. Women keep on falling for Mr wrong again and
again and again.
5. Competition
Whether or not women agree they will
always have jealousy and competitiveness in their nature. Women
seldom dress to impress men, if you men really think go all out
for you then you really are fools, women dress to impress other
women. In any party, any occasion women will always look at other women
judge them and compare them to themselves.
6. Being late or everything
There is a thing called being
fashionably late and then there is just being plain late. women just
cannot seem to keep the track of time
7. Closet full of clothes and nothing to wear
Have you ever seen a male actor being
held in court by the fashion police for wearing the same out fit twice,
but if a woman wears the same outfit again celebrity or not she is
getting a beating from the fashion squad.
8. Mean girls
A girl can be another girl’s best friend
and worst enemy in a span of 10 seconds. Women are other women’s worst
enemies. girls have superior social intelligence which is much more
difficult to detect and easier to deny. Bitching is solely a female
entity.
9. Smiling and getting their way
Guys no matter how good looking they
are never giggle smile and flirt to get what they want. girls have an
undue advantage of flipping their hair smiling and getting away with
even murder. Girls this is not cool ! Just makes you look more shallow!
10. Crying at everything
Movies, birthdays, happy moments, sad
moments even while on the toilet seat for goodness sake! girls
have the ability to display the waterworks at the drop of a hat. if you
don’t listen to them while they make you feel like squirmy worms
then you will get screamed at for the rest of eternity.
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