10 Most Annoying Habits of Women

Friday, December 2, 2011

Women are gifts from God, creatures from heaven and all mystical incredible things that one can think of. However they  have also kicked the first man out of heaven, were the reason for the  first  murder on earth and baby hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
As an obnoxious member of my gender i give you ten of the most annoying habits of women. You can ran and rave all you want but these are the habits every woman has had since the beginning of time. This is not a misogynist but a real girls observation.
1. The ability to make every topic in the world relate to herself
narcissism
It doesn’t matter if you  are talking about the war in Iraq or Osama Bin Laden’s capture, women have the uncanny ability to shift the topic on themselves within no time.
2. Cutting in Line

I don’t mean to sound gender biased, but seriously have  you  ever seen a man push and cut in line. Rarely! women just think it is their  birth right to just get in  before  someone and  not to forget the excuses they make  for  doing such things. When it comes to fights women are as  brutal as men.
3. How they never follow the sisterhood principles
bitch
When  the bro  code mentions”  bro’s  before hoes ”  men stick to this principle. when it  comes to women   the moment they see  a cute guy it does not matter  if her  best friend in the whole wide world , the one she would die  without, is in love with him.  She will still try to  get him ! when it   comes to love  women are  shameless! A friend’s ex who cares! A friends  brother “fair  game”! Women  really  follow the quote all is  fair in love and war. No wonder the  black widow is a  female!
4. Falling in Love Stupid
Go to any part of the world you will find a  lovelorn  woman. It does not matter how  beautiful,talented,smart or established a woman  is. She  will always  fall in love with the  biggest idiot  available. And the sad part is women   just  don’t learn  form their own mistakes in love  or the mistakes of  others. Women  keep on falling for  Mr wrong again and again  and again.
5. Competition
arm wrestling
Whether or not women agree they  will always  have jealousy and competitiveness  in their  nature. Women  seldom dress to impress men, if you  men  really  think  go all out  for you then  you  really are fools, women  dress to impress other women. In any party, any occasion women will always  look at other women judge them and  compare them to themselves.
6. Being late or everything
There is a thing  called being fashionably late and then there is just  being plain late. women just  cannot seem to keep the track of time
7.  Closet full of clothes and nothing to wear
 Have you ever seen a male actor being  held in court by the fashion police for wearing the same out fit twice, but if a woman wears the  same outfit again celebrity or not she is getting a beating from the fashion  squad.
8. Mean girls
A girl can be another girl’s best friend and worst enemy in a span of 10 seconds. Women are other women’s worst enemies.  girls have superior social intelligence which is much more difficult to detect and easier to deny. Bitching is solely a female entity.
9. Smiling and getting their way
Guys  no matter how good looking they are  never  giggle smile and flirt to get what they want. girls have an undue advantage of  flipping their hair smiling and getting away with even murder. Girls this is not cool ! Just makes you look more shallow!
10. Crying at everything
Movies, birthdays, happy moments, sad moments   even while  on the toilet  seat for goodness  sake!  girls  have the ability to display the waterworks at the drop of a hat. if you  don’t listen to them while they make  you  feel like squirmy  worms then  you  will get  screamed at  for the rest of eternity.

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