Super heroes have inspired imaginative
kids and adults alike for decades now and continue to do so through
multiple media of entertainment. Often, after reading through a
particularly entertaining super hero comic book or watching a similar
movie or TV show, one finds oneself daydreaming, thinking what it would
be like to possess extraordinary powers.
The following list was compiled in a
similar moment of “inspiration” (yes, we daydream too), keeping everyday
life in perspective.
Telepathy
Telepathy – the ability to hack the one
thing that stores the thoughts and controls the actions of all sentient
beings – is probably the most “unfair” super power of the lot. Whenever
you’re sitting in an exam, stuck on a particularly hard question,
haven’t you ever wished you could scan through the minds of those around
you?
Telekinesis
Being able to move objects with thought
would be a dream come true for every lazy guy/couch potato out there. It
has its cons though – the less you move, the fatter you get. But that
shouldn’t matter once you learn how to use the ability for
self-levitation.
Enhanced Intelligence
I know what you’re thinking. But being
intelligent doesn’t necessarily have to mean being good at math and the
likes. Having this perk could, in theory, mean being smarter than
Einstein or wittier than Seinfeld.
Super Strength
An obvious choice and probably the first
that comes to mind. Who doesn’t want to be as strong as Superman? It’s
every little kid’s dream – making bullies quake in their boots.
Super Speed
Time is money. If you could turn seconds
into minutes and minutes into hours, you would find it very hard to run
out of time. Also, when you’re fast enough to run on water, things like
being punctual or winning gold at the Olympics become easy as pie.
Flight
Since they haven’t invented pocket
jetpacks yet, the ability to fly (without having to buy expensive
airplane tickets or doing drugs) is still on the general super power
wish-list. Personally, I would prefer the conventional version of the
ability, the one that doesn’t involve having wings. Managing them would
be a nuisance.
Teleportation
There aren’t a lot of things that are
better than having the ability to travel anywhere at any time with the
speed of thought. Not only does it sound like fun (duh), it’s the most
lucrative transport solution (unless you’re a short-range teleporter).
Invisibility
Other than soldiers, secret agents,
ninjas and professional magicians, this ability would greatly benefit
the common thief. Also, it would be a great way to get out of an awkward
situation.
Shape Shifting
This super power would make an
undercover agent’s job a lot easier. Day to day application, you ask?
Why, pranks of course! And then there’s the money you’ll be saving on
every Halloween and all the girls you could be swimming in once you
shape-shift into Edward Cullen.
Rapid Regeneration
With a super-human healing factor,
giving Death the slip becomes easy as pie. It’s not immortality, but its
close (sixty is the new twenty) and it makes limb dismemberment seem
about as serious as a paper cut.
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