Bizarre Stuff for Kids

Not only kids, but some more impressionable adults are in danger to become psychologically scarred from thinking too much about these monsters and letting them into their dreams. In some cases, visits to such playgrounds can even be considered an insurable hazard .
At least this playground has a limited access:

But the following ones are all open to the public, including possibly the worst sculpture in history:







Did you ever dream of killing a crocodile with cutlery?
Here is your chance:



This sculpture was actually pretty cool (displayed at the Metropolitan Museum of Art). But back to the miserable playground examples:










Let’s have an intermission, so that you could take a breather from all this ugliness.
These are some of the locations for the playgrounds above:
- Moscow & St.Petersburg, of course
- Kharkov, Ukraine
- Minsk, Belarus
- Ivanteevka, Russia
- Odessa, Ukraine
- Prague, Czech Republic
- Stockholm, Sweden
- Akko, Israel
- even Basel, Switzerland
OK, here is more! More of the surreal art NOT for kids:






And this is my favorite (the creepiest… do not bring your kids anywhere near)

Cool, Deeply Weird, Freaky – in everything in between
Some sculpted kids are climbing the TV tower in Prague – this is at least a deliberate art installation by David Cherny:

Cows also want to climb higher:

More weirdness in Prague:

The zombie sculptures are rising from the graves:

Cthulhu invites you for the ride! -

At least this Cthulhu has some class:
(a leather creation from Russia)

(image credit: bob-basset)
These rides are pretty much unmentionable:


If you’re tired of attractions, you can go play some cards:

or go see neighborly aliens:

Leaving playground for the streets actually does not help much:
(example from Uzbekistan)

Too much of that sculptural madness can make you very, very sad: